Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

diabetes water

Any sugary beverage, such as regular soft drinks or fruit juice.

All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!

by ekolis January 14, 2021

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

Fancy Water

Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.

Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.

by fidness 1957 January 16, 2022

water tower navigation

navigating your way on a cross-country road trip using the water towers at various small towns, which bear the town names

According to that water tower we are currently in Pinewood City, New Scotland County, just as expected. If we get lost we can continue to use water tower navigation until we get back on track.

by RepublicofC May 28, 2015

Water maker

A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.

That man runs so much he must be a water maker

by freimiser July 26, 2018