bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.
by hhhhhhh7 December 13, 2021
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Phantom bro

girl #1: lets hang with phantom bro

girl #2: no no, he’s karlas
by weird ass bitch December 24, 2018
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Bro Out

A 12 hour period in a mans life that generally occurs once every third new moon. This short time frame usually involves 2-3 solid bros, of heterosexual identification, but from time to time can become mildly, in a non-physical way, a little
homo. Too many libations are consumed as well as a few party girts and general reflections of better years. Accompanied by music, cooked/smoked meats and sometimes True Detective. It is commonly incomprehensible for non bro females
by homeboy123 February 09, 2024
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Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 01, 2024
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Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.
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bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
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broed out

confused, crazy, deranged, messed-up, intoxicated, broed. Variations include (but are not limited to) bro-tired, bro-wired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed out da doe, and broed to tha floe. See also bro it out and the brozone. Origination in Santa Barbara, California, with subsequent development in more northern Bay Area towns.
"Man, am I broed out."
by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003
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