poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
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the poop girl

the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds
we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT May 30, 2022
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Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.
Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)
by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019
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Poop pegging

When you sit on somebody else’s ass and shit inside their anus and it pegs them.
John “Hey, Jimmy do you want do some poop pegging?”
Jimmy “Sure John, I will go bottom.”
by Gold#1337 February 09, 2021
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poop chute

My name is Poop Chute!💖💖💖 Im a bisexual toilet fetish supporter and my pronouns are asshole/anus/anal/rectum and many more that I can count! (which is 4) 💖💖💖
there are gerbils coming out of my poop chute
by cookiebeing February 13, 2022
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Poop Chute

Terry loves getting it up her poop chute because it reminds her of her father.
by Pencil Pete February 04, 2020
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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021
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