Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter mug.Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018
Get the Asshole eyes mug.When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020
Get the Pirate eye mug.The strange and rare occurrence when one particular eye is watering constantly and usually severely. It usually happens outside in the summer when you are viewing items at a boot sale/flea market.
Person 1: Why are you crying? It's only a radio.
Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye
Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye
by Raddishface November 17, 2013
Get the Bootsale eye mug.A person who is so Hot, attractive, and sexually desirable they make you raise an eybrow; either out of jealousy, frustration because they're out of your league, or because you are enjoying the sight.
I- Darnell got so much swagger, he's so fine...what a little eye-brower.
II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.
III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.
III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
by SwaggerLikeMe May 13, 2009
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Based on scanty evidence, I was thinking that maybe aliens from space were responsible, but... That's just too Q-ey.
by GarageRat March 12, 2021
Get the Q-ey mug.A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.
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