God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.

Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.

by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 1, 2021

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

Vape God

Not Tristan

Tristan isn’t a vape god 😳

by um.i.d.k March 14, 2020

Vape God

Someone who has mastered the absolute art of vaping who doesn’t care when someone says vaping is gay and when is told that usually responds with “Huh, so is ur mom bruh!”

Usually spoken with the saying “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” then of course the yelling of “Vape GODDDDDDD”

Ya know Henry and Christian were the OG Vape Gods

*takes hit* Friend: “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” as they start to say the last “vuh vuh vuh” u prepare to blow out ur cloud simultaneously with the saying “Vape GODDDDDDD”

by yxng j1zzy March 31, 2020