PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 14, 2021

Inside job

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by Broken knife June 12, 2022

better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013