Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys

Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts

by Thepig04 November 17, 2018

Doggy nut buster

When jerry dog is fucking him in his ass and jerry makes his ass tight and makes the dog balls burst loads of jizz in his ass for his dog to lick out

Jerry- gave my dog a doggy nut buster

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019

Lose your nut

To loos your nut or how normal people say freak out

Wow I can handle this quiz I’m about to lose my nut

Relax your about too lose your nut

by ImmDevil April 14, 2020

busting a fat nut

the act of cumming. also known as busting a fat nut.

haaah…IM BUSTING A FAT NUT!

by ADumbFuckOnTheInternet November 8, 2023

3 point nut

A 3 point nut, or “A 3 pointer with my nut”. Is when you are laying in bed masturbating and you nut from your dick into your mouth in one shot.

Jason: “Have you ever made a 3 point nut? I have.”
Jovani: “Damm nice one man, I always miss and it just hits my cheek or chin”

by DaddyVsauce November 9, 2019

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021