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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Meat Whiteymug.

Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.
Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".
by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011
mugGet the Making my meat readymug.

Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.
"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."
by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024
mugGet the Meat tapmug.

meat mustard

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night
by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018
mugGet the meat mustardmug.

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