police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

by WarrenG July 14, 2007

Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

pussy fart bitch

a word that mexicans use when they insult their children

you are a pussy fart bitch.

by fragfgrad June 30, 2014

Brian Griffin Fart

A fart which stinks so bad and is so powerful it can be compared to a dog fart, namely Brian Griffin. His wonderfully smelly gas is worse then Peter Griffin’s and not portrayed enough on Family Guy.

Josh Ripped A Brian Griffin Fart While Sitting On My Face, It Was Really Bad!

by ghorg September 2, 2010

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

Spikey Fart Box

When your aggressively thrusting a Golden Barrel Cactus in and out of your anus.

Last night i gave my self a Spikey Fart Box it was so calming.

by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020