When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
by $limbo July 08, 2019
The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT May 30, 2022
When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.
Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.
Or:
Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.
(See tiger-tail)
Or:
Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.
(See tiger-tail)
by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019
by Gold#1337 February 09, 2021
My name is Poop Chute!💖💖💖 Im a bisexual toilet fetish supporter and my pronouns are asshole/anus/anal/rectum and many more that I can count! (which is 4) 💖💖💖
there are gerbils coming out of my poop chute
by cookiebeing February 13, 2022