Shit Trapped

When someone is tricked into touching feces.

I knew finding a cellphone was too good to be true. I got shit trapped!

by shittrapper October 1, 2009

Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010

Pissy Shits

Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.

Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"

Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"

Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."

by e3shadow November 22, 2009

Shit Cup

A cup of human or animal shit that you leave near a heat source that is not visable. The cup and odor are a slow brewing present to leave friends and enemies.

The weather is cold today and I have to drop a serious turd. If i leave this shit cup on the radiator under the desk, I bet the entire house will enjoy my stench tommorow.

by bourdonj January 23, 2011

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

Shit a buck

Inspired by a typo in the caption of a newspaper picture about deer hunting (shot vs shit), it has come to mean taking a massive dump.

"Oh, man...I've been backed up, but now I feel like I just shit a buck."

by Muskrat Proposal August 8, 2010

Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.

Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.

by Elite neet May 14, 2011