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99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.
Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 2, 2024
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Sunny missile

A piss which is suddenly and uncontrollably released after holding it in for a while
Today I was stuck in traffic on my way to work. I didn't use the toilet before leaving the house so I had to let out a sunny missile right on my leather car seats.
by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024
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Drip Missouri

Angry birds epic Modder that made ABE: All stars.
drip missouri made an angry birds epic mod.
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS

Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡
FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS ⚡⚡⚡
by daddy bright April 25, 2024
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Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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Front Mission 1st

YOOOOOOO! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM!? THEY MADE A REMAKE FOR PS4/5!?
Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOO! FRONT MISSION 1ST! IT'S FINALLY HERE! A FRONT MISSION GAME FOR THE NEXT GEN! THE NEED TO REMAKE ALL OF THEM! THEY NEED TO COME OUT WITH A NEW ONE! OH MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! For years, to play a front mission game, you have needed to either buy a ps2 and find a copy of the game somewhere or download an emulate... But now... After years... They finally added a remake of Front mission 1st! This was necessary. This IS necessary. More of this needs to happen. We need a remake of 4. And then they need to come out with 5. Somebody needs to buy the rights to this game and make it happen."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2024
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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 11, 2024
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