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It’s fucking everywhere 

When you you’re one of them people and you just get it. It’s the simple things you can picture but the largest form possible.
“Hey Blake, do you see the vision? Yes I do Mason, picture this, it’s fucking everywhere.”

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget 

An abnormally large cunt nugget
You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum 

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

having a fucking brain 

not most people on this website
Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

i’m fucking viktor 

tfw when you’re fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor
I’m fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor. Liam Im going to smoke a cigarette in your bathroom. I’m fucking viktor.

bring back the fucking like button 

bring back the fucking like button now urban dictionary
bring back the fucking like button now urban dictionary