Facebook friendship

You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!

Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."

Facebook friendship by immaraider June 9, 2011

Fate of Friendship 

The power that you and me have. Not many hold it. It's so easy to create, to possess, but for some reason, few do.

Don't worry, Alex, we've got the Fate of Friendship. Zombies are just a small annoyance.

Fate of Friendship by Jinx (Name already used) December 24, 2010

Friend-On 

Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly

"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"

"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."

Friend-On by Nationary January 31, 2009

Friendable 

Someone who is not yet your friend but you think who would make a good friend

Person one: "Daniel Radcliffe is really cool, he's make a good friend"
Person two: "Yeah, he's very friendable"

Friendable by Lil! July 10, 2009

Friend of Tummus 

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.

Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.

Friend of Tummus by thebergie February 25, 2010

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

friend lock by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

friend test 

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

friend test by milleant January 27, 2011