Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all

"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"

by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025

Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)

Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya

by MOlz xox October 11, 2020

track meat

A slur to call your indian/brown friend as they all seems to be obsessed with dying to trains

Gupta: Make me 2 tacos Marco you fuckin' beaner
Marco: Shut the fuck up track meat

by TrackMeat December 13, 2023

furby mEat

mEat is the delactable dish originating from ainsley harriot mutating furbys to have long ass necks. Ainsley soon discoverd that when cooked furby mEat tastess noice as shit and now sells it on the black market for brazilain dollars.

furby mEat is good

by ainsley harriot's son March 7, 2020

meat snuggling

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.

Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016