Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

Fish meat

If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.

Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat

by ewi.ebs January 24, 2022

Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship

I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.

by jleeactive April 2, 2024

old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj

Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.

My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017