King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

kyle king

my friend

kyle king is my friend

by bosermac January 19, 2017

King Laban

King Laban is a King

Jere:“King Laban!“

by EGGJunge November 27, 2019

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025