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Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.
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Slacker Rock

A genre of music that emerged in the 80’s as a noisy, lo-fi, and raw form of Indie Rock. Slacker Rock music is commonly (but not always) very raw, lo-fi, and relatable. Slacker Rock music has since had a comeback with artists such as Alex G and Duster becoming pretty popular.
“Hey bro what kind of music do you listen to?”
“Since my girlfriend broke up with me, mostly Slacker Rock.”
“Same man, Duster is so gas.”
by abrahamham August 30, 2024
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Rock

Rock is a funny guy who you can trust with anyone, yes there are people named rock you out snakes. Rock is someone to go to whenever you feel sad and need a good laugh, there are never awkward moments with him, and he is pretty cute and usually has dimples and a cute gap
Man, I wish I could be like rock, he always makes people laugh
by hElpmum May 24, 2018
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Cum rock

Dude I just made that rock a cum rock!
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
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Rainbow rocking

Like “gray rocking,” but instead you talk so much that the other person can’t possibly get a word in before you exit the conversation.

So enthusiastically and quickly speaking nonsense and nonsequiters that you overwhelm your audience and confuse them enough for a strategic retreat.
Gray rocking wouldn’t work on the creep at the bar, so instead I tried rainbow rocking him to get out of the conversation.
by catalit May 25, 2024
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Rock Thottie

A statue/sculpture or a rock in the shape of a thottie.
“Damn look at Molly Malone! She’s a rock thottie!”
by lunaleedlav February 4, 2022
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