Philosperger

A philosperger will go on endlessly and profoundly about one particular interest, often linking to things as grand as a global conspiracy all the way down to the granular: “It might be just me, but…”

Josh is a philosperger because he just went on for 3 hours about how a global supply chain is a huge reason why Americans have sub-standard cheese.

by Headcircus December 9, 2025

Philolayman

A troubled young person of Afghani descent living in Canada. He is known to send voice notes into various discord servers to explain a rather useless topic, although, no one really ever listens to these voice notes. He indulges in making pedophilic jokes, however, I don't believe they are jokes. He overly glazes Jose Aldo even though he is a glorified journeyman.

"Yo did you listen to Philolayman's voice note?"

"Hell nah, it's just probably about Jose Aldo"

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Philips HDR612

The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.

How the hell is all of my other shit destroyed, but my Philips HDR612 works?

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

digital philastine

Someone who doesnt know about when the internet first came into mass use.

someone who said: 'Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28'

would be classed a digital philastine

by Jimbo3 July 12, 2007

the philly eye

Happens when an individual is extremely intoxicated and their one eye goes up and the other eye goes down, make a awful face which usually results in passing out in the nearest corner or chair.

Last night at the party, tim totally had The Philly Eye, which resulted in spilled bear and a body to move around.

by Lizbeth22 February 14, 2008

Big Philll

Someone who is Chinese and extraordinarily clever and or waaa-ish. Also may be used to refer to smeone who beats Clamp at every trial. WEEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Big Philll smashed Clamp!

Big Philll destroyed Clamp!

Big Philll anihilated Clamp!

by olivier van der clamp June 25, 2009

Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011