meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.

Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.

by Nostradainus April 10, 2017

Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Meat Pig

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.

As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.

by HogNdog October 9, 2023

Dead Booty Meat Cheese

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.

Dead booty meat cheese that girl wanted the ferocious ahh dih.

by Camgorge February 9, 2025

Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.

"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"

by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024

Meat Mensch

A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019