Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022
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sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.
Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie
by SquishyP December 31, 2021
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Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat
Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?
by Meat milker January 13, 2017
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LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.
"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."
by jelby March 19, 2010
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Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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mouse meat

She has good mouse meat
by Lil B253 August 23, 2017
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Meat pack

Meat pack
by riskinit4dabizkit April 03, 2025
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