King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

King

An old-school word for dictator, to mask that they actually just enrich themselves at the cost of the common people.

The King of the Netherlands goes on hundreds of holidays paid for by the inhabitants of the Netherlands.

by Mikiano May 24, 2025

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

King Laban

King Laban is a King

Jere:“King Laban!“

by EGGJunge November 27, 2019

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025