Water polo

When a girl gives you that juicy Glock Glock 9000 in a public sink.

Gina did water polo to me this morning.

by LGDubby May 24, 2022

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Bobara Waters

When a man named Bob drinks too much the night before and needs to drink water the next day.

Bobara waters can’t keep up with the big dogs.

by Meanswsu September 2, 2025

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Water's Wife

Depression water's wife

Water loves Water's Wife

by Water Wife October 2, 2020

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023