Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

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MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

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send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024

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Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.

Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024

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tit pressure

The level of force exerted by a woman’s pair of breasts, felt by their male partner when engaging in the act of mammary intercourse.

She completely crushed every last drop of cum out of me using her massive 34 HH cup tits. The tit pressure made my ex and her 32 DDD’s feel entirely weak in comparison.

by anonymous April 2, 2024

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