I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
by BakuBling February 11, 2019
Get the James Smug. A well meaning kid, socially awkward or entirely inept, but still tries his best to be a nice and caring person. Has difficulty making friends but has a small personal circle of people that are cool with him, but he's a lot more charismatic online. Handsome, but his outward demeanor or certain aspects of his appearance like weight and style make it harder to get girls. Potentially clingy, obsessive even, as a result from social isolation, but is open to change, and has good neuroplasticity. Superficially intelligent, knows a lot of obscure references and facts like any geek, but also well read and has good spatial intelligence and high IQ like a true nerd. Has peculiar interests and hobbies, eccentric, maybe a bit foofy from time to time, and finds it hard to relate to other people, but is easy to talk to once conversation gets going well. Flirtatious and romantic, but lacks confidence and fumbles talking to girls. Overall, rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he's a good guy, just lonely.
Classmate 1, quietly: James, he's kinda weird isn't he?
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.
by JimboSlice477 October 29, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
Get the Carter James Heimslichmug. Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...
Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.
Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.
Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.
Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.
by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009
Get the Pulled a James Jmug. When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name
George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!
So his name is now George Peter Peter?
Yeah, what a whalloper!
So his name is now George Peter Peter?
Yeah, what a whalloper!
by Winggger October 31, 2020
Get the Conor William James Patrick Patrickmug. That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.
by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.
by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022
Get the James Lockemug.