James

Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.

He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste

What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!

Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.