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chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)
omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017
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John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.
Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny
by The chopped onion May 19, 2025
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wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.
-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”
by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023
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John Bean

John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter
by KiddyFidler101 February 14, 2021
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Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.
girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.
by kingnoahh November 19, 2023
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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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John Cena

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead
by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021
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