STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

what parionoid ppl say to emty air when they think some one is spying on them.

i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

by claire123456789 October 6, 2008

Let me go

You say this when you need to end a phone call. Instead of saying "I need to let you go", it switches the final decision to end the phone call onto the other person.

"Hey Let me go...I cannot drive in this traffic anymore while I hold this phone up to my ear".

by Kinner February 25, 2013

god told me to

you hit your friends and when they are like wtf mate, you say "God told me to"

alex: WTF y did you punch me
other guy: God told me to

by tiziofreddo May 6, 2005

Beam me up

An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible.

Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up!

by hare bear September 9, 2010

Got me bent

Kind of saying wtf or I stand corrected

"Dude did you know there was a test today?"
"OMG...NO! School got me bent😩" messed up

by Words of the Future September 19, 2016

call me carson

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by svdbiolbzj October 11, 2019

line me up

Getching ya a fresh new haircut that has a lot of swag.
FRESH AND CLEAN

Me: Line me up with that new fresh cut home!
Barber: I gotcha bra bra.
Me: Thanks my man!

by Gumperstein September 4, 2016