I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.
Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?
by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

by Small critic March 14, 2022

The mathematics, like Sir Johns First Aid, where we are. The god particle of business. 25 cents for a paper bag (slams fist on desk in anger), is it worth it? There is a present potential to be paid more if you can cure cancer. Left all the money under the dig tree or in a big steel can, gotta know the lurks and perks. Innovation!
by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024
