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Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
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polaris bro

by anonymous August 3, 2021
mugGet the polaris bromug.

Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
by gregory III October 2, 2023
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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

bro-ho

Bro:hey wanna go surfing?

Dude:no, i'm going to my girls house.

Bro:Hey, Bro-ho
by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009
mugGet the bro-homug.

Flow-to-bro ratio

How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow
Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...
by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013
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Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014
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