Dirty nick

Someone who wants to take a poo in their 10 family trailer park bathroom after getting head with cold sores. Misses his exes!

Get in the house my child you are getting dirty nick!

by Handlehopper January 2, 2026

Just a Nick

when someone is a nick they are known as a dick head.. the guy at parties that tries to get the girls.. and the guy who has no friends at all. THAT IS A NICK.

Jim: Yo wtf is that dude hitting on my girlfriend for ? .. typical nick.. fuckin ass hole.

Joe: He's just a nick...

by Jefe de Futbol May 3, 2009

Doing a Nick

When somebody does something incredibly douche-baggy.

Plays Tank role in every game so he can ninja loot every item.

*Just finishes killing the boss*
*Rare item drops*
*Gone in half a second*
*God damn it, stop Doing a Nick, Nick"

by CrazyDaveFromFeilding October 4, 2011

you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011

Having a Nice Day?

The greatest question ever to be asked.

Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.

by Spastic Monkey July 22, 2012

Not as nice as jack

This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack

Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack

by The OG of the OG September 2, 2016

Krystan and Nick

Krystan is a gorgeous girl. While Nick is cute and athletic. Together they make the perfect couple. Super cute in photos and goals when hugging in public.

Krystan and Nick are so cute together.

by Krystan and Nick November 29, 2016