James Santiago

The ultimate person to ever exist. Therefore no one is above him. He will make you laugh, love, and feel security. Sometimes being around his presence emits radiating positivity that is supremely contagious. If you have him around, he will make sure that you are protected and will defend your troubled ass. People dare not to upset him in fear that his aura will emit the worse karma ever possible. Other than that, he is the best in bed, has the most beautiful eyes, striking attractive features, and a strong outspoken mind. Only the rarest few even have a chance to date this gem worth more than any of the rarest stone ever found. It’s 100% your fault if your relationship ends, there’s nothing else that you can say to prove yourself innocent because he is the purest of pure and the one above all names out there. Attracting all people regardless of sex, religion, and political affiliation.
I would literally chop off my leg and sell it to the black market to be with James Santiago
by ShadowHarbinger November 24, 2021
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james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.
After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.
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James Rigler

He is God, no other can match his capabilities.
Being the man he is, he is unnaturally well hung and sexy.

when you hear his unique name people fall in love.

he brightens your day with sublime immaturity.
James Rigler
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james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
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James Brockie

The true definition of a goat and is the best person you’ll ever meet.
James Brockie your such a goat
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james lortie

yo man, last night you were rollin like james lortie
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Dylan James Edward Karnow

Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.
Wow you’re literally a Dylan James Edward Karnow
by Cooliomoolio February 23, 2023
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