Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015
Get the Blue Tick Ass Wipermug. Their marching band (Golden Regiment) has CLEARLY overpowered Blue Springs South High in the playing comps and they're totally WAY better at everything. Pretty much all around. Their mascot is the Wildcat and EVERYONE knows that in the wild, a wildcat would take down a jaguar (South's mascot) colors: purple and gold
Did you hear about that kid who goes to Blue Springs High School?
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
You mean the totally awesome kid?!
Ch'yeah. He was totally awesome and better than South.
by BluespringsCellist January 7, 2012
Get the Blue Springs High Schoolmug. Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.
The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"
"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."
"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."
"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
by MiriamBay'sSurprisePartyROCKED February 3, 2010
Get the Blue Peanut M&Mmug. From Episode 4 of Red Vs Blue, funniest quote IMO.
Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut.
Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do.
Caboose: Great...
Church: See, we got this General..
Tucker: Right, the General guy.
Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he stopping by?
Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you guys anything at training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag. Man you know the it's the flag. Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well it's-it's complicated. Its blue, we're blue.
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag.
Tucker: Right..
Church: So just go in there you know faraway from us and wait for him.
Caboose: How will I know when I see him?
Tucker: There's only three of us out here, rookie, he's the one new guy that doesn't look like one of us.
Church: Now get in there and don't come out. Man, that guy is dumber then you are.
Tucker: You mean, he's dumber than you are.
Church: Wow, Tucker, that was a great comeback
Caboose: Uhh.. Mr. Church sir!
Church: Oh my god. WHAT? Tucker I swear I'm gonna kill him.
Caboose: Sorry a-about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY GET IN THERE!
Tucker: Hah hah hah ha
Church: Tucker, are you laughing at me?
Donut: Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question?
Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside... I- I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you.
Donut: What did I do?
Church: One...
Donut: Aw.. give me a break.
Church: Two..
Donut: Fine!
Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut.
Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do.
Caboose: Great...
Church: See, we got this General..
Tucker: Right, the General guy.
Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he stopping by?
Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you guys anything at training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag. Man you know the it's the flag. Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well it's-it's complicated. Its blue, we're blue.
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag.
Tucker: Right..
Church: So just go in there you know faraway from us and wait for him.
Caboose: How will I know when I see him?
Tucker: There's only three of us out here, rookie, he's the one new guy that doesn't look like one of us.
Church: Now get in there and don't come out. Man, that guy is dumber then you are.
Tucker: You mean, he's dumber than you are.
Church: Wow, Tucker, that was a great comeback
Caboose: Uhh.. Mr. Church sir!
Church: Oh my god. WHAT? Tucker I swear I'm gonna kill him.
Caboose: Sorry a-about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY GET IN THERE!
Tucker: Hah hah hah ha
Church: Tucker, are you laughing at me?
Donut: Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question?
Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside... I- I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you.
Donut: What did I do?
Church: One...
Donut: Aw.. give me a break.
Church: Two..
Donut: Fine!
by Rich dude November 5, 2007
Get the red vs bluemug. A girl who decides to become an attenton whore by walking around with her bluetooth on her phone activated sending pictures of her fat naked body to every bluetooth heandset that comes within range
"dude someones sending me a bluetooth message?
"who is it?"
"idk, should i recieve it though?"
"yeah sure, what could it be?"
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(phone)" message recieved"
.. "omfg! its a fat naked bitch!"
"DUDE IM BLINDED! I HAD NO IDEA MY MOM WAS A BLUE CHIP BITCH!
"who is it?"
"idk, should i recieve it though?"
"yeah sure, what could it be?"
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(phone)" message recieved"
.. "omfg! its a fat naked bitch!"
"DUDE IM BLINDED! I HAD NO IDEA MY MOM WAS A BLUE CHIP BITCH!
by jk the ff November 13, 2009
Get the blue chip bitchmug. I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco
by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011
Get the blue waffle al frescomug. Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.
by AlexanderTheNeander April 17, 2013
Get the blue magic beansmug.