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by anomomutrt September 17, 2023
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Plan D

When you accidentally nut in your girl, panic, buy her Plan B, make her take it, then realize you can nut in her over and over because the aforementioned Plan B will take care of it.
I freaked out last night cause I came inside my girl, so I bought her Plan B, then I realized I should just switch to Plan D.
by Tomthebom0 April 3, 2021
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Daddei D

The Daddei D is a member of any party that always has at least 1 woman calling him her daddy.

Daddei D is a go getter, often becoming a spotlight member of any group the second they walk through the door.
Some people who crave attention will often hate on the Daddei D due to his ability to absorb all the attention of everyone in the general area.
Daddei D's can come in many shapes and sizes, often being slender built with amazing hips and the ability to sway their hips like no other, hypnotizing the women around them.
Friend 1: Yo did you meet the guy Chad brought to the party
Friend 2: Yeah man! he is definitely the Daddei D
Friend 1: Right? Have you seen the way he moves his hips when he dances?
Friend 2: I'm watching him do it right now, I ain't gay but I would Definitely go down on the Daddei D
by 1234567890hunger October 7, 2021
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D-Bag Harris

A man who puts money in the stonks market and holds gme to the moon
Did you hear about D-Bag Harris he lost all his savings.
by Finalceeg June 8, 2022
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hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.
Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.
by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008
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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.
My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.
by Doitallnight March 4, 2024
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D m

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Sliding in her d m
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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