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cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.
Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts
by poundtown01 October 26, 2011
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chinese food fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.
My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.
by ButterMN January 8, 2008
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G&L Fart

Crap, I just did a G&L and sharted!
by Devman June 7, 2005
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yee fart that shit

To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
guy #1: u eat p00p

guy #2: yee fart that shit

(pause)

guy #2: ownt.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
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bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.
Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.
by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003
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