Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Douchebag

Ethot/Ethan

Wow is that a douchebag?
Yup that’s Ethan

by Lunch Table234 June 6, 2018

Douchebag

A man who diappoints women.

"what a Douchebag...he doesn't want a serious relationship...".

by Elrick73 June 7, 2018

Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

douchebag

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.

Your business partner is a total douchebag!

by Insigtful June 12, 2018

Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018