Zack

A gross boy who never showers.

Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?

Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.

Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness

by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011

Zack

Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed

"OMFG zack is so shit in bed"

"yeah i know!"

by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 25, 2013

Zack Folsom

A person, usually a male with a uni-brow shaped like a v, with long brown hair. usually tall, does not like to shave,plays guitar,likes ac/dc buys strap-Locks and nothing else (he doesn't want his guitar to fall. Likes girls, but just for show nothin' else. Uses HIs middle name instead of his first name.

Sam: "Hey did you see zack?"
Nick:" yeah he's over there putting his strap-Locks!!!"
Jason: "Not again"
Jimmy:"That Zack Folsom!!!!"

by dslfjweiofrj November 8, 2009

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010

zachorious

foreign, odd, or strange.

Sara has a very zachorious face.

by maddie_loves_sara December 13, 2009

Zackcoolio

One of the non-coolest persons ever. They just think they are.

This person will usually show their genitalia to there friends. Most kids that call themselves this usually grow up to madly gay and usually in love with a large black spouse.

zack coolio-"Hey guys my name is zackcoolio"

random person-"whatta fag"

by 670007 February 14, 2012

Zackarus

The more awesome version of the name Zack

Woman: Lets name our son Zack.
Man: ...No I don't want our son to be a total loser. Lets name him Zackarus

by Zackarus October 25, 2011