Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

Zade Lie

The act of lieing about something that everyone knows in untrue

Person 1: I never cheated on my girl when we were dating
Person 2: Zade lie

by Ryan0407 November 13, 2025

Noel Zander

A dude that you can trust an always talk to. He is a beast with a big forehead. Very respectfull and you should adore him. He may seem shy but when you get to know him hes your boy

Omg look its Noel Zander! You better watch out mate or he will roast the shit out of you.

by Jonathan Eriksson December 11, 2016

coya zayden

A name that belongs to someone that you squirt on. Usually found in the wiwi hallways. Coya zayden is known for being BFFs with adina venae and kiara bonnie. Has a crush on montana and ricardo. Coya is usually found with a 3$ speaker in his hands that later on breaks in several pieces after blasting pound the alarm ear exploder for an hour straight.

Coya Zayden: Omg that is so embarrassing for u bc thats just so embarrassing like thats so embarrassing help im getting first hand second hand and number 2 embarrassment from that because thats so embarrassing.

by namisluvr October 27, 2021

max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3

when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much

by rin<3 November 20, 2021

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

Dirty zaden

A dirty zaden a a weird but cool dude but he like to rub one out at a Children’s park and when he blows his load he gets a dog to lick it up

Yo i saw something doing a dirty zaden today

by Gary Gallagher July 20, 2022