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joy to the world

1. One of the most well known Christmas songs
2. A song parodied to facetiously celebrated the death of ones most hated teachers or school itself.
3. An expression of joy similar to Hallelujah.
Joy to the world my teachers dead
We barbecued her head
What about the body.
We flush it down the potty
Round and round it goes (3X)
by CS Pearson September 18, 2020
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world blind

Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.
Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*

Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...

Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017
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ipod world

when someone is oblivious to their general surroundings because they have headphones on and are listening to music
She walked right past me without saying hello because she was in ipod world.
by PurdueStudent March 14, 2009
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World of Warcraft

A place where if you don't have over 5.5 gearscore you don't get to go into any raids, and if you aren't a tank, you don't get into any random dungeons. And a place where people QQ.
LF1M range dps, Icc25, Shaman needed(BL), 5.5gs + pst with achieve.
Trade Chat: WTS Random H's 50g per person.

Only World of Warcraft players would get this.
by Yobarax Illidan May 17, 2010
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World of Warcraft

A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests

Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning

Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays

Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed

It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!

Get off your ass and do something!

Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
I used to play World of Warcraft, but I quit...
by Creatorofallthatis September 28, 2015
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Playdoh World

The state of being when you are high as fuck off of chronic.
Preferably with friends.
Dude on Friday, Me, Seth, Peter, Roger, and Craig, went to playdoh world. It was amazing.
by D_a_l_E April 5, 2011
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Morpheus's world

Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
As the night grew steadily older, my eyelids grew heavier as I descended into Morpheus's world.
by cmfd723 December 2, 2010
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