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Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.
Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.
by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016
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gray leggings

guys code for when a girl wants a guy to stare at her ass. When girls wear grey leggings, dudes go nuts (literally).
dude: "woah, victoria is wearin those gray leggings!"
another dude: *bones* "wow, that ass is fine"
by idontgetnosleepcauseofyall December 26, 2017
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Bare Legs

Something certain dads say about friend's legs
Look out, Percy loves Bare legs. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS
by labradoodle_9/11 April 1, 2023
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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
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Lamb Legs

Muscular legs on a hot, sexy well defined female.
She got dem lamb legs tho!!!

She wrapped them lamb legs around me and took me for a ride.

She squeezed my head like a watermelon with them lamb legs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Leg Sex

when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
by King Hall July 23, 2009
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Leg Finger

A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.
by Wsosos February 5, 2012
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