Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.

Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!

by Textbook posse August 27, 2017

Parents get to do whatever they want

Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"

Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Whatever

Godsmacks second most angry song besides crying like a b*tch and I f**king hate you

(Whatever) Better f***king go away

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023