wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

wannabe wikipedia ass

when your ass is so fat its close enough to be compared to the index of the wikipedia page
meant to be a compliment

similar to “wow your ass is so cute”

“shes such a wannabe wikipedia ass”
“wow…that is def a wannabe wikipedia ass”

by rawr1975 March 12, 2023

Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018

wannabe gangs

This is usually a group of bored teens, who live in a small town, city or village, that idolize bigger city gangs, as seen on TV or movies. They crave acceptance, attention & usually don't have any positive role-models in their lives. Originated in Sandusky, Ohio, due to the local teens' obsession with big city gangs.

"Once, we had a quiet, little town, but now, the wannabe gangs, are causing a lot of problems ".

by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016

A Wannabe Welldo

A Wannabe Welldo is a teenage boy/girl who constantly talks about sex and always tries to instigate fights.

"what about that girl down the street?" "Nar, she's a wannabe welldo."

by BigBoysForever May 11, 2022

wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Wannabe

Wannabe is a girl or boy that wants to be a gyspy/traveler

Your a wannabe

by anonymous July 17, 2023