Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning

Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle

Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle

by Osix December 20, 2020

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)

aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!

by rustyboots November 5, 2017

Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"

Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."

by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010

buffalo waffle

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.

I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.

by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.

by Daddyman December 3, 2004

Jade-Waffle

Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.

Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.

by Lalalallalalalwhore. October 22, 2010