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tightey-whiteys 

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.
"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse
tightey-whiteys by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007
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whitey patrol 

a) for a sober person to be cleaning up and preventing intoxicated individuals from "whiteying" on the floor at a house party...the individual is usually the person hu through the party... or a sober person hu is bored

b) a choice phrase uttered by someone moments b4 of after a whitey. generally becuz they realise there gonna have to clean it up
oi wheres donk.
hes on whitey patrol with spindle

u ok tobe?
yeh mate im on whitey patrol
whitey patrol by S L Daly September 23, 2007

Whitey Rollin 

Another name for patrolling cops; name derived from the white unmarked cruisers.
Dude, this street race is kick ass.

*SIRENS*

OH SHIT!! WHITEY ROLLIN!!
Whitey Rollin by Lucky Sumbitch October 4, 2008

WhiteyMcCrackerHonkey 

A white person whiter than paper and thinner than a cracker and has the voise of a HONK
Do you see that guy over there hes shuch a WhiteyMcCrackerHonkey
Do not like Aaliyah she like Britnee and she know that Aaliyah is fake and a hoe and her wave stiff and she suck asses
Whitnee is not gay she does have braces and she’s cute
Whitnee by Whitnee so sexy March 14, 2020

Crying Whitley 

"Can you believe Gary pulled a crying whitley again?"
Crying Whitley by Old Vato September 21, 2009
Look at that whitley there.
whitley by Anonymous March 14, 2003