volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

volcandor

That particular kind of honesty which occurs only after losing one's temper.

"You wanna know what I think of your sainted mother? Well, i'll tell ya!" What follows will be the eruption of volcandor.

by simonsaysrebel July 5, 2012

Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.

Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.

by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013

volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.

"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

by The_DonTron October 22, 2013

volcanic fluff

Volcanic fluff is the sexual act of shaving your pubes off, inserting the pubes in your significant other's anus and lighting them on fire. Get your partner to shit the pubes out that is mixed with their own poo while making volcano noises.

Guy 1: Man I just gave my girl a volcanic fluff last night

Guy 2: Lucky! How was it?!
Guy 1: it was an explosion of pleasure!

by ah_jessaboltins February 7, 2014

Volcanus

Burning diarrhea resulting from cheap, spicy, ethnic fast food.

I was up all night with Volcanus from those $1.00 tacos.

by Partagas150 December 17, 2014