volcanoes

Earth's pimples.

Just like us, the very thing we dwell upon has pimples too. Volcanoes apear in many shapes and sizes on the face of the Earth with no clear way to dispose of them.

by Memberberry Tea December 18, 2018

Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.

Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr

by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021