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twat rocket

Any object that be inserted into a female's vagina and shot back out with the use of various muscles in a female's thigh/vagina area.
"Man that bitch turned that strawberry into a wicked twat rocket!"
by IceWarm October 30, 2004
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tator twat

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.
Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!
by kelly girl April 11, 2009
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Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009
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Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).
Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.
by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011
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Watt Twat

Cycling Terminology:

Describes an insecure person who shares the minute data details of their latest power meter workout with friends.
CycleNerd: Hey Mike, check your email for my power meter data from today's ride!

CycleNerd: Wow, 1-15 minutes: 200w, 16-30 minutes: 300w (with spikes up to 400w because of the wind, hills).

Mike Hunt: Get a fucking life you watt twat. No one gives a shit about your training. Are you training for Pro 1 2? No, you're a fucking Cat 3.
by Dr Hugh Jass December 23, 2010
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Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.
Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!
by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010
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twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.
"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"
by bnanny May 5, 2008
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