twat rocket

Any object that be inserted into a female's vagina and shot back out with the use of various muscles in a female's thigh/vagina area.

"Man that bitch turned that strawberry into a wicked twat rocket!"

by IceWarm October 30, 2004

tator twat

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

by kelly girl April 11, 2009

Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009

twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"

by bnanny May 5, 2008

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Twat Tap

A sensual yet firm clapping of the twat region of a woman while she is in a state of intense pleasure. Should be performed with an open hand, erect penis or a tongue (advanced cunnilingust only).

Before exploding on a girl, John pulls out and Twat Taps the bitch.

My ho loves to get Twat Taps right before I penetrate her.

by DJ PapaSquat May 9, 2011

Hungry Twat

A girl who can't enough penis.

"Wow, she's been around the block and back. She must have a Hungry Twat!"

by The Mean Girls May 14, 2014