Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

BROWN TRUMPET

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 16, 2008

trumpet beetle

A species of beetle known for their ninja powers.

Man that kid came at me like a trumpet beetle.

by Kathyk October 28, 2014

Upside down trumpet

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

by Love_handle May 25, 2015

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

bronze trumpet

Intercorse between to very very gay cock fags. When the male pulls out of the other mans ass,and the other man gives the other man a blow job!

So when im done doing you in the ass you want to give me a bronze trumpet

by banana warrior March 29, 2009