Redneck Truck 

This is a truck not like any other most comonly a two wheel drive chevy or ford in a primer color with big tires and either hockey pucks or blocks of wood for a lift allowing them to stuff the biggest mud tires in it they can to make it look like a 4x4 usually has a gun rack a boom box a 4 wheeler or snomobile in the bed for extra traction maybey even an old air conditioner hanging out of the sliding rear window possibly a confederate or us flag and lots of sticker to reflect true personality.

hey look at that yeah its a true redneck truck only a redneck puts 33 inch gumbo mudders on a two wheel drive chevy truck.

Redneck Truck by [e-mail] April 10, 2009

San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.

Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.

San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

farm truck 

A strong, powerful vehicle prime for working on a farm. Looks like a P.O.S. Covered in rust and dirt. Your typical truck seen driven by a cowboy or farmer.

You could here that old farm truck from a mile away.

farm truck by Jared L. S. February 28, 2009

Tow Truck Driver 

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

Tow Truck Driver by Nivek November 4, 2017

not a big truck

What the internet is not. (see series of tubes)

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!

not a big truck by whetstone January 2, 2007

Fell off the truck 

Stolen; Something obtained or being sold illegally.

"Hey dude, Check out this new PS3. Only paid 50 bucks for it because it fell off the truck."
"You lucked out, man."

Fell off the truck by Madame Waffles December 18, 2008

pretend-to-work truck 

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

pretend-to-work truck by ohthree11 June 1, 2010