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an awesome person that is very kind and friendly to anyone and everyone. will go out of their way to help you out even if it means they somehow get screwed over. bubbly and cheerful, this person will brighten your day and make you thankful you got out of bed just for the opportunity to experience the wonderfullness they bring to your life.
joe: hey, how's your day been?

john: well, it really sucked.......til i saw Tonya.......now i'm having the best day ever!!

Tonya by rubberduckie97 October 18, 2008

Mad-town 

Madison, Wisconsin. The most liberal/kwazy, yet fun place in the country. Everything is ideal in the Mad-town cept for da weather.
The Mad-town wouldn't be mad if not for all the ghetto athletes at UW.
Mad-town by Nelly of Greendale March 6, 2004

Chi-Town 

I'm from chi-town. Respesent!
Chi-Town by DymeP February 11, 2006

tinsel town 

I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
tinsel town by Bob April 13, 2004

Tony Hayward

In 2010, Tony Hayward is the C.E.O. of BP. While presiding over the worst environmental disaster in American history, the bp oil spill, this money grubbing scum showed not only his incompetence but his total lack of conscience. The Deep Horizon oil rig blew up and killed 11 people working there and then the millions of gallons of oil set out to ruin the Gulf Coast and the lives of thousands of Americans!
Then after several weeks of "trying to find a solution," Hayward actually had the gall to say "I just want my life back!"
Tony Hayward will go down in history as the leader of the company that ruined the Gulf of Mexico and devastated the lives of thousands of Americans!

Town bicycle 

A person, usually female, with whom many people have had sex. Town bicycle being a metaphor with the implication that everybody gets a ride.
Use a condom, dude, that girl's the town bicycle.

See also: That woman has seen more pricks than the receptionist at a hedgehog nymphomania clinic.
Town bicycle by Kyran Wolfe July 17, 2013